This week was an absolute bitch, and not the attractive, powerful kind. The petty, menial kind of bitch who is behind the counter giving you a hard time at the DMV. The kind of bitch that will DQ a tiny freshman on the JV cross country team during the first invitational meet of the year because she has a two-toned scrunchie instead of a solid colour one, because It's The Rule. (And yes, that does happen.)
That kind of bitch.
Especially Thursday night. Oh. My. God. A saga of narrowly averted mortification.
So in free period, Krista and I are on the computer and she decided to send me some kinky porn links. Like a list of mems. It's great; I'll post it here when I'm done regaling you with my averted troubles. So she types a bit of a message to me and she's going through her email and collects them all, types in 'k' in the 'to' line (you know, and then you scroll down through the options and select the person you want to send to. saves time. we're lazy.) and if James hadn't been there to point it out, she would've sent the list of kinky pwp to our old math teacher. In an email that mentions both me and Krista by name. Wonderful, eh?
That list would cause more trouble later in the evening. But let us look at a separate incident:
My sister Bee is going to see FOB on the Young Wild Things Tour in about two weeks. I was ever so slightly jealous, but she's sworn to get me a t-shirt so I am somewhat mollified. Anyway, Beebee is really excited. She found a picture of Pete and Ryro and has it as her background. So she's all like "look!" and I'm like, "Bee, I have much better pictures. Come see." I've been lurking around LJ, among other places, and I have picked up quite the amusing collection of Panic! and FOB pictures, most of them more than a bit risque. So I'm about to pull up the pictures on my computer and Mum walks in and asks what I'm doing.
Kate: "Oh, just showing Bee some pictures I found."
Mum: "Oh. Cool."
Kate: "Um. Yeah."
Mum: "Well, what are you waiting for? Show us the pictures!"
K: *cough* "Um. Yeah. Bee said she had to go take a shower, so, um, she can do that first. I'll just show her the pictures later."
M: "Why don't you just show them to her now?"
K: "Because. Because. Because I have like a zillion of them and it would take ages to show her and she wants to get a shower in before she goes to bed."
M: "Ok. Sounds reasonable."
My mother is a very shrewd woman. She certainly knew what I was up to with the pictures. This is why God made password protection. I am the only decent codebreaker in my immediate family, thank goodness. Also the most sneaky. I hope.
Sadly, I just got a new thumbdrive and it is not yet password protected. This thumbdrive has copies of all my pictures and all of my stories. And Thursday night, I couldn't find it. I was freaking out and running around the house, terrified that Mum had gotten ahold of it. Fortunately, I found it. No harm done. It is currently hidden in my room until I have time to fix it.
Remember the kink list? Well, I was looking through it right before dinner and there was a vaguely amusing incident in which my sister came up and shouted 'dinner' rather loudly when I was reading something involving food. So I tell her I'll be down in a sec and I type out a quick email. It says something along the lines of: "Krista my dear, those kink fics you sent me were great. Blah blah, I was just in the Harry Potter slash kink list and blah blah blah. And now I really want to write a chokefic!" and I hit 'send.'
If my computer hadn't taken offense at the addresses in the cc: line I would have sent that email to Magister and all of the people going on the Latin trip, including my mother, and I wouldn't be here now, having died of shame. It's not that Mum would've seen this, it was that Magister would've seen this. A couple of friends and I were once talking about Magister. No one is sure if he is gay or not; Marcia says he is "asexual, like a delicate little flower" and that he probably doesn't even wank because he'd just feel so embarassed and think it so uncouth. We have great respect for this man, and I almost sent him an email about kinky fanfic porn. The entire rest of the night, I was terrified that somehow I hadn't deleted the draft and that it had gotten sent. Ohhh, it was bad.
HOWEVER:
<u><b>OURAN LINKS!<b/></u>
<i>Note: These are Stage6 videos. You will need Divx player to watch them. You can download it at the site; I have it on my computer and it's pretty good; no bugs that I know of.</i>
Warning: the theme song sucks. The series, however, does not. Enjoy!
Episode 1: "You Are A Host Starting Today" http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-High-Schoo
Episode 2: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/user/aintme/vide
Episode 3: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Video-en-vos
Episode 4: "The Invasion of the Female Manager"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 5: "The Twins Fight"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 6: "The Elementary Host is of the Naughty Type"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 7: "Jungle Pool SOS"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 8: "The Sun, the Beach, and the Host Club"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 9: "Lobelia Girls' Academy's Challenge"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 10: "Daily Life of the Fujioka Family"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 11: "Oniichama is a Prince"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 12: "Honey-senpai's Not-so-Sweet Three Days"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 13: "Haruhi in Wonderland"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 14: "Interview the Famous Host Club"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 15: "Karuizawa Refreshing Battle"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 16: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 17: "A Holiday that Kyouya Didn't Ask For"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 18: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 19: "The Counterattack of the Lobelia Girls' Academy"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 20: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 21: "Until the Day It Becomes a Pumpkin"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 22: "Mori-senpai Has an Apprentice Wannabe"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 23: "Tamaki's Unconscious Melancholy"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 24: "And Thus, Kyouya Met Him"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 25: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 26: "This Is Our Ouran Festival"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
It took forfuckingever to get the links and make sure they work properly, and I have to go pick up Stephanie so I am not going to finish with the titles. I also didn't really look this whole bastard over before I posted it. Forgive me?
When I have a few hours to kill, I intend to collect links for Supernatural. So, you know, something to look forward to over Thanksgiving break.
Stephanie's coming over! :D
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