This week was an absolute bitch, and not the attractive, powerful kind. The petty, menial kind of bitch who is behind the counter giving you a hard time at the DMV. The kind of bitch that will DQ a tiny freshman on the JV cross country team during the first invitational meet of the year because she has a two-toned scrunchie instead of a solid colour one, because It's The Rule. (And yes, that does happen.)
That kind of bitch.
Especially Thursday night. Oh. My. God. A saga of narrowly averted mortification.
So in free period, Krista and I are on the computer and she decided to send me some kinky porn links. Like a list of mems. It's great; I'll post it here when I'm done regaling you with my averted troubles. So she types a bit of a message to me and she's going through her email and collects them all, types in 'k' in the 'to' line (you know, and then you scroll down through the options and select the person you want to send to. saves time. we're lazy.) and if James hadn't been there to point it out, she would've sent the list of kinky pwp to our old math teacher. In an email that mentions both me and Krista by name. Wonderful, eh?
That list would cause more trouble later in the evening. But let us look at a separate incident:
My sister Bee is going to see FOB on the Young Wild Things Tour in about two weeks. I was ever so slightly jealous, but she's sworn to get me a t-shirt so I am somewhat mollified. Anyway, Beebee is really excited. She found a picture of Pete and Ryro and has it as her background. So she's all like "look!" and I'm like, "Bee, I have much better pictures. Come see." I've been lurking around LJ, among other places, and I have picked up quite the amusing collection of Panic! and FOB pictures, most of them more than a bit risque. So I'm about to pull up the pictures on my computer and Mum walks in and asks what I'm doing.
Kate: "Oh, just showing Bee some pictures I found."
Mum: "Oh. Cool."
Kate: "Um. Yeah."
Mum: "Well, what are you waiting for? Show us the pictures!"
K: *cough* "Um. Yeah. Bee said she had to go take a shower, so, um, she can do that first. I'll just show her the pictures later."
M: "Why don't you just show them to her now?"
K: "Because. Because. Because I have like a zillion of them and it would take ages to show her and she wants to get a shower in before she goes to bed."
M: "Ok. Sounds reasonable."
My mother is a very shrewd woman. She certainly knew what I was up to with the pictures. This is why God made password protection. I am the only decent codebreaker in my immediate family, thank goodness. Also the most sneaky. I hope.
Sadly, I just got a new thumbdrive and it is not yet password protected. This thumbdrive has copies of all my pictures and all of my stories. And Thursday night, I couldn't find it. I was freaking out and running around the house, terrified that Mum had gotten ahold of it. Fortunately, I found it. No harm done. It is currently hidden in my room until I have time to fix it.
Remember the kink list? Well, I was looking through it right before dinner and there was a vaguely amusing incident in which my sister came up and shouted 'dinner' rather loudly when I was reading something involving food. So I tell her I'll be down in a sec and I type out a quick email. It says something along the lines of: "Krista my dear, those kink fics you sent me were great. Blah blah, I was just in the Harry Potter slash kink list and blah blah blah. And now I really want to write a chokefic!" and I hit 'send.'
If my computer hadn't taken offense at the addresses in the cc: line I would have sent that email to Magister and all of the people going on the Latin trip, including my mother, and I wouldn't be here now, having died of shame. It's not that Mum would've seen this, it was that Magister would've seen this. A couple of friends and I were once talking about Magister. No one is sure if he is gay or not; Marcia says he is "asexual, like a delicate little flower" and that he probably doesn't even wank because he'd just feel so embarassed and think it so uncouth. We have great respect for this man, and I almost sent him an email about kinky fanfic porn. The entire rest of the night, I was terrified that somehow I hadn't deleted the draft and that it had gotten sent. Ohhh, it was bad.
HOWEVER:
<u><b>OURAN LINKS!<b/></u>
<i>Note: These are Stage6 videos. You will need Divx player to watch them. You can download it at the site; I have it on my computer and it's pretty good; no bugs that I know of.</i>
Warning: the theme song sucks. The series, however, does not. Enjoy!
Episode 1: "You Are A Host Starting Today" http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-High-Schoo
Episode 2: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/user/aintme/vide
Episode 3: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Video-en-vos
Episode 4: "The Invasion of the Female Manager"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 5: "The Twins Fight"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 6: "The Elementary Host is of the Naughty Type"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 7: "Jungle Pool SOS"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 8: "The Sun, the Beach, and the Host Club"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 9: "Lobelia Girls' Academy's Challenge"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 10: "Daily Life of the Fujioka Family"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 11: "Oniichama is a Prince"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 12: "Honey-senpai's Not-so-Sweet Three Days"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 13: "Haruhi in Wonderland"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 14: "Interview the Famous Host Club"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 15: "Karuizawa Refreshing Battle"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 16: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 17: "A Holiday that Kyouya Didn't Ask For"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 18: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 19: "The Counterattack of the Lobelia Girls' Academy"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 20: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 21: "Until the Day It Becomes a Pumpkin"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
Episode 22: "Mori-senpai Has an Apprentice Wannabe"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 23: "Tamaki's Unconscious Melancholy"
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Amberlin/vi
Episode 24: "And Thus, Kyouya Met Him"
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 25: ""
http://stage6.divx.com/Ouran-Host-C
Episode 26: "This Is Our Ouran Festival"
http://stage6.divx.com/kaotan-channel/v
It took forfuckingever to get the links and make sure they work properly, and I have to go pick up Stephanie so I am not going to finish with the titles. I also didn't really look this whole bastard over before I posted it. Forgive me?
When I have a few hours to kill, I intend to collect links for Supernatural. So, you know, something to look forward to over Thanksgiving break.
Stephanie's coming over! :D
- Location:dashing to the car
- Mood:
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Fucktarts.
See, over the summer I developed a penchant for Supernatural. Sadly, I am a lazy bastard and my source for the episodes was tv-links.co.uk, since shut down because the owner was involved in illegal stuff, despite the fact that tv-links was not actually doing anything illegal. It was basically a storage spot for links to places like toudou and youkou or wherever, korean sites and google movies and junk. It had them so I didn't have to go out and sniff through sites to find the bloody things. And now tv-links is shut down, and I am vexed.
I mean, it's been shut down for a while, but I've only just gotten to a point where my head is not being chewed on by my schoolwork. Finally. And it's still early enough in season 3 that I could possibly catch up, so damn. I'll have to actually physically go out and get the damn things somehow.
But really. If any kind person has access to Supernatural, preferably season 1 (especially 18 and on), please send them to me and I will love you forever.
So, yes.
Guitar news: I still cannot play chords worth a damn. I can sort of mostly play notes without having to look; I'm good at notes. But I haven't even started learning chords. My friend Amy says I could try base. But you know, I like the look of a girl with a guitar. Plus I have a lovely guitar. And, as I have said, I'm a lazy bastard and also can't afford to get myself a new base *and* buy birthday/christmas prezzies and a new graphing calculator (mine is MIA, presumed dead) and ...yeah. I would have to beg my parents, and they just helped me get the guitar this summer, so I'll stick with the guitar.
Amy is amazing. She is actually in a band; does the lead vocals for it. They're called White Raven (don't let the name put you off; they're an indie band that is quite good, actually.
Yes, I am kind of pimping them out but they really deserve it. They just finished their very first cd; check them out. Here is their myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus
I am especially fond of The Comic Book Son and The Latin Song. She did stick with Latin, just so's you know. She's a section behind me, actually. And she plays the bassoon! Amy is just a wonderful, fabulous person. Who encourages me with my guitar attempts despite my utter crapness, and who gives concrit on the non-fanfiction stuff I write (I mention this because she also recently got this children's book she wrote approved by I forget which company. It is about an autistic kid who thinks in music. Amy...Amy is just fucking amazing.)
Amy writes the lyrics; her brother writes the music. I love Amy. I would be jealous as all hell but she's so cool about everything. That and we've been friends for ages. So. Yeah. End of tangent.)
This is turning out kind of lengthy, but oh well. It's my sodding post; I've not had any in a while and I feel rather long-winded this evening. So humbug.
To balance my little rant, I shall provide links to amusing Ouran vids. In the next couple of posts, I shall try to sniff out links for the actual show so those of you who have not seen the wonder that is Ouran High School Host Club may share in its sheer fucking spectacularity.
In any case, the vids:
http://youtube.com/watch?v
http://youtube.com/watch?v
http://youtube.com/watch?v
http://youtube.com/watch?v
http://youtube.com/watch?v
Hell, it's all in good fun. XD
TWINS! God, I love the twins:
http://youtube.com/watch?v
http://youtube.com/watch?v
http://youtube.com/watch?v
super-special twincest bonuses:
http://youtube.com/watch?v
http://youtube.com/watch?v
And my favourite:
http://youtube.com/watch?v
OH god. This has a story behind it. Besides being, like, the theme song of people like me, my friend Krista and I were singing this as we walked down the hallway and came face-to-face with Magister (our Latin teacher. Magister = latin word for teacher. hence the nickname.). See, Krista and I have this platonic love thing going. She is my true platonic love, my one and mostly. Yeah. So. About a third of the school thinks we're dating, and we're not sure if this includes Magister. But we were singing and scooting down the hallway with our arms round each other's waists and...then we see Magister. He *never* comes by that part of the school. He just gave us one of his looks, the one that we can't quite read (and we're good at reading looks). It's sort of a happy smiley face, like "I approve but please cut down on the PDA as it makes me slightly uncomfortable". He is such a darling, he really is. We cannot figure out if he is gay or not. Rest assured that by the end of the school year, I will have figured it out!
Hmm. You know, I'm not sure what the point of that was. Ah well. No worries.
Next time I will give you links to amusing Supernatural vids I have found, because I have a lot. :D
I should also be getting some stories up fairly soon. I am almost finished with two of them and a third is coming along, and I sent two to Krista, my dear darling beta, about a zillion years ago and she hasn't given them back yet. They're mostly beta'd; she's just as scatterbrained as I am and hasn't gotten 'round to sending them back yet.
And with that, I bid you all good night.
*scurries off to read latest stories on </a></b></a>
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